Recalling Hillary's well reported off the handle temper and her reputed use of foul language, the scenario goes something like this:
(Sound of telephone ringing in background):
Secret Service Agent: "Madam President, the Oval Office Hot Line is ringing."
Hillary: "WTF? Who the f*** do you think you are waking me at this G**damn hour?"
Secret Service: "But Madam President, it's the Hot Line".
Hillary: "I don't give a f*** who it is. Tell whatever a**hole that's on the other end to go f*** them self. I'll call back when I'm good and f***in' ready!"
Secret Service: "Yes Madam President."
Hillary: "And where the f*** is Bill? It's 3 am and he's not in HIS G**damn bed. Is he down there with the interns again? So help me...if I find him with another cigar I'll castrate the SOB!"