Saturday, February 16, 2008

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton

The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

'The Senator' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, 'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?'

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do.

'That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.'

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. 'One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'

So the Pope slapped her…


Dee said...

You may as well learn the "little man salute."

All Little Men who are intimidated by the thought of Hillary or a Woman President stand up, cross their hands over their private parts and nod as they say "I am a Republican".

Bluecat4usa said...

You say "Republican" like it's a dirty word.

If I lean Republican, it's because I'm conservative. More of a conservative libertarian leaning American White Male of Norwegian and Irish descent. In this obscenely PC world of ours, I guess I'm kinda the modern day BoogieMan.

But you know something? Who I vote for and want to see lead our nation has not a damn thing to do with color, race, sex or religion. The only qualification I have is that they have the best interests of America and it's citizens in mind. No one is perfect.

Oh yeah, something else. "The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton"?
That's what's called a joke.

Lighten up!