Let's count how many broken promises that Obama spews in one speach.

1. Make Government Open and Transparent? (Well, maybe this one is true because I sure as heck can see through Barack)

2. Make it "Impossible" for Congressmen to slip in Pork Barrel Projects? (When is a pig not a pig? When the Liberals tell you it's the finest sirloin)

3. Meetings where laws are written will be more open to the public ? (I don't know where to start on with this one. AIG bonuses anyone?)

4. No more secrecy? (Mr. President, are there really aliens in cold storage at Area 51?)

5. Public will have 5 days to look at a Bill? (Sure we will)

6. You'll know what's in it? (Even he doesn't know)

7. We will put every pork barrel project online? (Still waiting for that URL on this one)